I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You can't just leave with hair like that
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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