erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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