On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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