If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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