He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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