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Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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