u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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