yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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