I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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