if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
someone owes me an orgasm
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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