Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just found a bag of teeth...
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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