the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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