glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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