I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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