What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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