TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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