what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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