Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
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I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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