Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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