Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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