He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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