i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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