I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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