Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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