did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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