my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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