Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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