ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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