Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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