I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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