her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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