Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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