elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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