I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How does one acquire holy water?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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