I feel like I'm in dance class right now
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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