He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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