Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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