Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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