The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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