if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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