I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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