I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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