We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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