i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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