anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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