We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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