I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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