i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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