CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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