it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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