I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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