You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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