i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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