im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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